Meet the U.S. Army’s new laser cannon

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Meet the U.S. Army’s new laser cannon

Yes, please (maybe not for cooking burritos though):

We didn’t know fog would be an impediment to a laser cannon, but this is good to know.

Here’s video of the laser in action:

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Reaction to the new weapon system has been quite positive:

http://twitter.com/#!/kevindepew/status/507975265231052801

We’re not sure if a war with is Amazon imminent, but yes, we should use this laser to attack Amazon’s emerging drone fleet if it ever comes to that.

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And it’s been pointed out that this is the perfect tool for the eventual war between man and monster:

Exit question: How quickly can it be used to “degrade and destroy” ISIS?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/06/meet-the-u-s-armys-new-weapon-the-high-energy-laser-mobile-demonstrator-video/

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