Cher denies Democrat affiliation

Cher denies Democrat affiliation

No,I'm progressive Independent RT @Dani2lame @cher is a liberal democrat who actually knows her shit! #oneofthemanyreasonsiloveher — Cher (@cher) September 2, 2012 Nevertheless, we’re pretty sure she and fellow non-Democrat Adam Levine won’t be singing “I got you” to the Romney-Ryan ticket any time soon. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/02/cher-denies-democrat-affiliation/

‘No wonder you’re miserable’: Greg Gutfeld slams Jim Carrey; Updated

‘No wonder you’re miserable’: Greg Gutfeld slams Jim Carrey; Updated

Wow, @jimcarrey is desperate to please his masters. I wonder if he's fed a liver snap every time he trashes law abiding Americans. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 25, 2013 Jim Carrey’s pretty pleased with himself after branding gun owners “heartless motherf**kers” and mocking Charlton Heston with his asinine “Cold Dead Hand” video. He probably thought […]

Secret Service explains how to ‘report a tweet that concerns you’

Secret Service explains how to ‘report a tweet that concerns you’

To report a tweet that concerns you, call the nearest field office in your state. http://t.co/DVgUzzfw — U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) October 23, 2012 After Twitchy reported recent assassination threats against GOP nominee Mitt Romney, many readers notified the Secret Service via Twitter. But the Secret Service is letting the Twitterverse know that it prefers […]

Wolf Blitzer thanks Barack Obama’s Twitter feed for shoutout

Wolf Blitzer thanks Barack Obama’s Twitter feed for shoutout

Wolf Blitzer: “Congressman Ryan’s low point happened near the end of the debate … when he was asked about abortion.” http://t.co/TmUfzbpT — Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 12, 2012 ABC’s Jake Tapper was speechless after Jerry Seinfeld responded to one of his tweets, responding at first with only a string of exclamation points before regaining his […]

Michael Moore wants Justice Scalia fitted for Klan hood

Michael Moore wants Justice Scalia fitted for Klan hood

Memo to Tarantino prop dept: Please send one of those poorly sewn hoods from Django to Justice Scalia. Make sure it matches his robes. #theD — Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 28, 2013 The liberal freak-out over Justice Antonin Scalia’s remarks on Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act was predictably over the top today. As Twitchy reported, […]

Heh: Carbon-emitting jets disrupt Obama’s climate change speech

Heh: Carbon-emitting jets disrupt Obama’s climate change speech

http://twitter.com/#!/jhaverly/status/349594584000626689 During his climate change speech today, President Obama pathetically attempted to score a cheap laugh at skeptics’ expense by suggesting that people who don’t subscribe to his views are members of the Flat Earth Society. Unfortunately for him, the funniest moments of his speech came at his own expense. His incessant droning on the […]

‘I swear to god I’m real about this. I will assassinate Mitt Romney if he wins.’

‘I swear to god I’m real about this. I will assassinate Mitt Romney if he wins.’

http://twitter.com/#!/3Voices1Mind/status/261590521212964864 This vile excuse for a human being thinks assassination threats are hilarious: LmaoRT @listeningdev: Hey @secretservice you might want to look into the threat by @3voices1mind to assassinate Mitt Romney. — Bruce Wayne (@3Voices1Mind) October 26, 2012 Lmao I’m cracking the fuck up right now !!! — Bruce Wayne (@3Voices1Mind) October 26, 2012 The […]

Where’s Willard? Out: Elvis sightings. In: Romney sightings

Where’s Willard? Out: Elvis sightings. In: Romney sightings

These Mitt Romney appearances (he was seen riding a bike in La Jolla today) are starting to look like Elvis sightings. cc @BuzzFeedAndrew — Matthew Garrahan (@MattGarrahan) December 3, 2012 New hotness: Spotting Mitt Romney in random locations, most recently in La Jolla, Calif. While snubbed members of the media had to make do with […]

$2 million for taxpayer-subsidized cupcakes? NRCC debuts #TheWasteList

$2 million for taxpayer-subsidized cupcakes? NRCC debuts #TheWasteList

We've launched #TheWasteList, a catalog of egregious gov't waste that we will continually update as we find it: http://t.co/ZhS1aSVjNn — NRCC (@NRCC) March 28, 2013 Egregious government waste? But … but … Nancy Pelosi said we don’t have a spending problem. How could there possibly be waste? Admittedly our easiest project this cycle: finding egregious waste by […]

Rob Lowe: ‘Will Obama explain why our heroes had inadequate security?’

Rob Lowe: ‘Will Obama explain why our heroes had inadequate security?’

POTUS bringing it re: Ambassador Stephens. Will he explain why our heroes had inadequate security? — Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) September 25, 2012 Actor Rob Lowe called out President Obama, asking a question that most of the press doesn’t seem to want to ask. They’d rather ask about, you know, the Green Bay Packers. Because that’s […]